The Kitchen Project Continues

The kitchen projects plugs gamely on in the sense that:

a. . it feels like its taking a long time

b. it feels normal now to have part of my kitchen “away”

The ways in which it is not plugging gamely on might consist of the fact that removing the cabinet doors is the ONLY thing we’ve done. No, wait, when we started the project, I set up the kitchen all nice – removed the trash can, stacked my 1970s orange Tupperware containers neatly, put the dishes away – and took a picture. A “before” picture. So, one might say that we have both removed the cabinet doors AND taken a “before” picture, thus accomplishing two pertinent steps of the process.

Note the still-there 5 cans of refried beans. And all the soup? Yeah, I don’t know what happened with that. One week I started buying soup and three weeks later I was still at it and then I was all like “Whoa, don’t need anymore soup.” So I was done, but when I went to the store that week I got all concerned that we were out of potato soup so I bought two cans and when I got home I found we already had 3. Then last week I went to heat up some tomato soup and we had none and I’m all, I just can’t master this soup thing.

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Quote of the Day

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”

Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
- Charles M. Schulz

I got this from Quote of the Day

Published in: on April 26, 2008 at 8:50 pm Leave a Comment

Cat Update

Candy has been with us 3 weeks now. She and Bethesda play a little bit, but there’s daily hissing on Bethesda’s part, too. And Bethesda is still moping, and her eating is down. She used to talk all the time, now she barely makes a sound. E. assures me you need to wait 3 months for everything to chill. I IMd her that the cats were playing and she IMd back “For now.” It’s that naturally cheerful and uplifting nature of hers.

We call them K1 and K2 (Kat 1, Kat 2). Despite paying extra attention to Bethesda, she has so far not found this naming convention backed up with the kind of action she would most appreciate: getting the little invader the hell out of her house. I have been letting her sit on the dining room table and the kitchen counters, though, 1. because I am a really bad Mumma with no sense and 2. there HAS to be SOME upside to being K1. Then, omm, we found this new treat Bethesda really likes in our on-going quest to find any treat that Candy will like and, omm, I let Beth eat the whole bag in four days (well, she has to eat something).

Published in: on April 24, 2008 at 6:12 am Leave a Comment

Venetian Pink

The tank of the downstairs bathroom (the Men’s Room) cracked and so we decided to replace it. How does a tank crack? The toilet is right beside where Roto-Rooter does their work (might I once again comment on the ONE THOUSAND NON-NEGOTIABLE DOLLARS we spent on Roto-Rooter in our first few weeks in the house? not over it). In any case, we needed to replace the toilet.

So, what if… just what if… we took the white toilet from the pink bathroom –  to the Men’s Room? What would the possibilities be…?


At this point we had turned the water off. The shut-off valve had been leaking all over the floor. The shut off valve then crumbles (we’ve actually replaced 10 shut-off valves in the house.  the last owner was just not minding the details). Hubby comes to me, frustrated, saying we need to go to the store and get a new shut off valve, it’s about 9 at night. Omm, can’t do it. I’ve had three beers and, growing up in the “Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Drunk” 80s I don’t drive if I’ve been drinking. Just don’t do it. Wouldn’t MADD be proud? Hubby washes up with bottled water. Sorry, Hubby.

So, the next morning at 6 a.m. we’re sitting in the Home Despot parking lot waiting for it to open. I’m wearing a coat over what I slept in. We get a new shut off valve, go back home, put it on, Hubby turns on the water to the house. Me? OK, not a licensed plumber. I turn the shut-off valve on. It is not attached to anything. A geiser of pressured water sprays everything – me, the ceiling, the wallpaper, the floor. Hubby thinks this is hilarious. He thinks it is positively hysterical that someone would turn on a water valve when it is not attached to anything. He asks what I was trying to accomplish by turning on the shut-off valve. Well, in fact, I can’t pinpoint exactly what I was thinking would happen. I do remember wanting to know if the shut-off valve would turn, as the last one didn’t do that so well. I growl and hiss and get the laundry basket to fill up with my wet clothes and all the soaking towels that cleaned up the bathroom ceiling and wallpaper and tile and floor.

Where does “Venetian Pink” come in? OK, that totally awesome plumbing supply store owner I told you about? We came in and said we needed a pink toilet and he asked when our house was built and we said 1959 and he said there were 3 shades of pink toilets being used at that time, could we bring in something from the bathroom so he could match it? I brought in a loose tile and he nailed it: Venetian Pink.

So, the toilet finally went in. Problem: toilet leaked a little. After tightening it all down real good…

it broke. That little crack didn’t look so bad to me, but look how the tank lines up with the tiles. Hubby assures me it in unusable. One antique Venetian Pink toilet down the drain. That day was the day this blog entry was to go live. Instead, it was the day we placed an order for a new base and accepted that we won’t have a toilet in the pink bathroom for awhile.  It wouldn’t be a home fix-it story without something getting busted, now would it?

FAST FORWARD ABOUT TWO WEEKS

We had the broken toilet for about a week before our awesome antique-dealing plumbing supply owner came through. This one went in without a hitch. Ladies and Gentleman: Venetian Pink

Please note the pink shirt and the pink pocket square in his blazer.

Couldn’t leave off without a visit to the

Men’s Room:

Note: Fancy groomsman towel, 1.25 gallon jug of that orange hand cleaner, rags all over the place, and on the left there? That’s monogrammed toilet paper. Ladies and gentlemen, I present: The Men’s Room.

Published in: on April 21, 2008 at 6:58 pm Comments (2)
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Your Library: Library of the Week

The American Library Association would like to remind you that there are 16,543 libraries in the U.S., while the total number of McDonald’s is 13,727.

Timeless Welsh poetry or a Super-sized Coke equal to the calories of half a chicken?

Substitute whatever reading material applies to you best, and keep on voting yay! on those millages. Don’t forget that if you’re away from home, especially traveling, and need to check your email, you can stop in to any public library in America for free Internet access. Why pay at a Starbucks, besides, some libraries have their own cafes, too? And remember that every child in your world has a free, safe play space at the library with multiple programs and story times every week. They also have child-safe computer stations.

And when you need Consumer Reports, like we all do from time to time, your library is guaranteed to have it, and hundreds more magazines. Need to know which businesses in your community construct steeples for your church building project? Call the library, you don’t need to call everyone in the yellow pages. Businesses have local directories they give to the libraries for this purpose. Businesses know: people ask at the library.

Tired of your same old-same old recipes and don’t have dolla-dollas to spend on new cookbooks? Go check out 20 from the library and thumb your way through them.

Confused by the consumer health information you’re finding online? Terrifyingly negative patient message boards, articles by and for doctors that you can’t decipher, Web sites whose sponsors look to be drug companies and you’re thinking, “how reliable is this??” Just ask at the library. They have paid, reliable health information databases at a variety of levels of intensity (my personal favorite? Health and Wellness Resource Center with Alternative Health).

Want to email your parents and they don’t have a computer or know how to set up a free account? Their local library probably has a basic computer skills course, and if they have a larger library, they may have a tech floater in the public access area who can show them how to set up an account. If not, they can ask the librarian. We live for this, we really do. Showing an older person how to set up a Yahoo account and emailing or IMing them across the room until they get the hang of it makes our day.

Your child says casually over dinner they have a report due on President Hoover tomorrow? Guide them through their research at child-specific databases – guaranteed information with no advertising and the reading level plainly displayed so you can get just what you need without keywording Google and assuming the top few pages are the best the Internet has to offer. Free stuff is great, but there is better, and your library paid for it for you. Check out SIRS Discoverer for elementary-aged kids.

Many libraries serve as default child-care centers. My friend A. works at a library that is located across the street from the town middle school. At 3, dozens (and I do mean DOZENS) of children descend on the library and stay there until their parents get off work. The library provides activities, watches out for bullying, and maintains conduct standards. And all those little tweens? Future millage voters.

And, of course, want to read? Hardcovers can come in at over $25. Check it out from your local library first, see if its worth adding to your personal library. And vote yay! on those millages.

OK, at first I meant only to post those two little opening paragraphs. My friend A (different A.) sent me that figure and I wanted to blog it. Then I got going. I love my profession. When I went to library school I thought, “I’ll have a career I can be proud of, in every personal, social, and professional setting, for the rest of my life.” I didn’t realize how devoted I would become to librarianship.

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Ivory Coast

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Good Morning

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Candy update

Candy does not, apparently, like treats, not even Greenies. We’ve tried three kinds of treats, plus catnip, plus kitty caramel (Vaseline). She doesn’t go for any of it.

Published in: on April 17, 2008 at 8:59 pm Comments (1)

It’s National Library Week

What do  librarians do all day? We track down answers to questions like those in this video:

http://alfocus.ala.org/videos/national-library-week-reference-desk

And don’t forget to decorate a little cupcake, it’s National Library Week!

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Allspice to Wasabi

This morning, 6:30? Re-alphabatized my spice cabinet. This was a wedding gift from Hubby’s best man – he made it in cherry. This is the same man we did the beer labels for. One of the beer names we created was “Wood Studs Local 652.” He also gave us a gift certificate to Milwaukee-based spice store Penzey’s. They rock.

Published in: on April 16, 2008 at 6:59 am Leave a Comment
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